| Non Official Rhymes |
| AUNT TEAKE By, Richard Tornello © 2010 Batso in the belfry Ding-dong in the brain Just because it seems so, Don’t mean I’m insane Just Aunt Teake I can run an argument tighter Than Plato or Sophocles Or pretend that I don’t get it When ever I damn please. I’m Aunt Teake. A lady’s got her pride you know. My age is mine to keep. Asking question personal Shows me you’re a creep, I’m Aunt Teake! One son is a sheriff The other is a judge. I know they’ll hate to do it They know that I won’t budge. I’m Aunt Teake. “No More Mom,” they’ll say to me “The citizenry’s all piqued. No more behind the wheel because We know…You’re antique.” The End |
